Presidential Elections: The world can be like me

Being like me it's a very difficult task, and being the president would be twice as hard. However, impossible is nothing and I really want you to be like Me.

Leaving it all behind is your homework for today. You should not keep waiting to knowing how to be like Me. Now you will have the privilege to read my proposals, which would mark a new beginning in your lives.

1. In my government, I would replace water for alcohol. If we do this, then we would be saving water, generate more water reserves and we would be one step ahead from other countries. Just think about it, Free alcohol! 8 good Vodka glasses a day doesn't sound bad. Dishes could be cleaned using pure Rum and that's how the scence of alcohol would not leave our food. We could even take a shower of exotics drinks like Piña Colada or Mojitos, and we wouldn't have to spend money on perfume.

2. I would create specialized jails for people who bully and discriminate the other people that's different. Bullying would mean deprivation of rights of freedom for one year. Nevertheless, we are aware that getting over the trauma caused by bullying takes some time. Staff in jail would be people previously bullied and to help this people get over the trauma, they would be able to throw out all the anger inside to the abuser for a year. Each person would work for 6 days a week inside the establishment. Each worker will work one hour a different bully for 13 hours, We respect 8 hours for beauty sleep, 2 more hours divided during the day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and 1 hour for break.

3. I'll create a Call Center called ''How to be like Me''. I would not be the cliche who promises and does not fulfill. With profesional, super analytical and personalized staff, there would be a very close study to the problems and the reasons why people cannot be like Me. This way we would obtain a diagnosis for each person and would provide the corresponding solution. We would not leave them alone during the process, people will be guided and supervised until the last moment, so that they can be like Me.

4. For security, I would create the ''Fashion Police Academy'', where would be thaught intensive fashion and modeling classes for aspiring police. This is a big deal because they will be the image of public authority. At the end of the course each aspiring police would have their own shooting session, where they show their abilities in citizen security and combat against crime on camera; thereby, being judged by a jury. All this will be televised through all the nation during a program called ''Next Top Police Officer''. Each season will have a ''Fashion Police Officer Week'' and police officers would go on the runway wearing national and international designers proposals for uniforms. Thanks to this, police officers would have new and trendy uniforms each season. This event would extend for a period of 7 days during all 24 hours each day. At the same time there would be unlimited alcohol donated by ex alcoholics who have tons of this juicy drink hidden on their homes.

5. Why do we have to stand for the same kind of cities all time? I will create ''Drunk City'' where clubs are open 24 hours a day, hotels have rooms that are mini discoteques and restaurant serve food marinated in alcoholic drinks. This way, every business that wants to stay in this city would have to be established on a club or a realated-to place. You will not be able to scape from parties, clubs and drinks no matter what you do.

Drunk City would be the only city that will have ''drunk laws''. The city would allow the entrance only if the person had taken 10 shots of Tequila, previously given by the workers of the entrance (who are drunk of course). They would shout: '' drink, drink, drink! you can do it!! come on!''. Only that way you would enjoy Drunk City.

6. I'd build monuments with the phrase ''How to be like Me''. Each letter would be 600 meters tall and will have an elevator so that people could go to the last floor and have a view worthy of me: A city full of ''How to be like Me'' monuments.
P.S. The world can be like Me.
If you can do this, maybe someday you could be like Me.

How to overcome the hangover and not die tryin

After a wild night, dancing insanely and replacing a 65% of the water of your bodies for a 100% of alcohol; definitely you'll wake up with the worst hangover ever!

Hangover is like a curse that will haunt you no matter what you do. However, you should know how to tolerate and calm it like it was a baby.
Getting insanely drunk is not the only cause of hangover. That cheap kind of alcohol you drink is great reason as well. Even if you don't drink too much, you're still waking up with hangover. That's just because the cheap drink you're taking has a really low quality. Finally, your hangover intensity will depend on how much you drank of that cheap thing.
Another reason why hangover happens comes as a result of mixing different kinds of alcoholic drinks. For example, mixing vodka and white wine with rum is synonymous with losing your mind and a 99% percent of chance to act ridiculously. It happens because the composition of each drink is totally different. It also happens that your prayers have been answered, so I'll help with decreasing the number of your hangovers even when you're an alcoholic. If you pay attention and learn, maybe you can be a highlight in ethyl culture like Me. 1. Good morning! Well, I actually recommend a Good Afternoon! That's because a good sleep is the key to less hangover. If you sleep enough then you'd not feel as bad as it would've been if you had woken up early in the morning. Nonetheless, you're still waking up with hangover. Then you'll fall asleep again and once you wake up for the second time I'll tell you: Good Night!

2. Drink lots of water, your mouth may be dry and water is what you need to expulse that toxicity inside you. So worry because the only part of your body that may explode if you don't do this will be your liver.

3.Take a shower, start with warm water and finish it with cold water. Remember, your blood is boiling because you're so intoxicated that you need to make up your body heat.

4. It would be perfect eating salads. Vegetables are healthy, they'll help you recover and at the same time refresh your mouth taste. My favorite is Nicoise salad!

5. Get some more sleep again. I'm pretty sure that once you wake up feeling like a new person next day, I'll tell you Good morning! or if your beauty dreams are too intense, Good afternoon!

P.S. Don't forget our actions have consequences that will help you take better decisions in the future. If you can do this maybe you could be like Me.